What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are men today so pussiefied?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Are you already having anal sex?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.